You’re not ugly, we’re ugly.

Ugly Goofs are an NFT pack of 6,969 of the sweatiest, grossest, sweetest little weridos you ever met. Created by the goofs that brought you Ugly Magazine, mint a goof and get a copy of the friggen mag.

only 0.05 Ξ each

0 / 6969 minted so far

Ah dang, sorry, you're not on the presale list. Watch for the public sale sometime Tuesday.

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What the heck is this?

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What the heck is this?

Like I said (listen up ding dong), Ugly Goofs are a pack of 6,969 of the sweatiest, grossest, sweetest little weridos you ever met. Created by the goofs that brought you Ugly Magazine.

Each Goof NFT is a unique digital collectible living on the Ethereum blockchain and comes with a copy of the magazine if you want (it's okay if you don't I understand).

We've got over $50,000 in giveaways planned as part of launch. Every Goof holder will be entered in raffles for posters, t-shirts, sticker packs and mystery bags.

We're also giving ETH to anti-bullying and artists and artist supporting orgs & charities. Annnd, everyone who mints gets early access to future mintings (we've got two other collections in the works already teehee)... plus a whole buncha other perks.

Included in the collection are 69+ (lol) 1 of 1 hand-drawn, ultra-rare Goofs from the Uglyverse.

Well anyhow, join our discord for sneekey peekeys and updates on our launch date.

Ok goodbye for now I love you (fuck did I say it too soon? I'm sorry come back)

Perks of ownership

Mint pass

A goof gives you early access to pre-mint future Ugly collections. Sexy Hot Dogs or Business Dogs.

Merch discount

For all of time (or until we declare bankruptcy, whichever comes first), 15% off at the Ugly store.

Ugly Magazine

An IRL magazine packed to the brim with goofs, spoofs, and gags. Sent straight to your door.

I’m Ugly Club

A place where everybody knows your (screen)name. A goof is your ticket to our members-only Discord.

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INCENTIVES

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Woah mama!!! We guarantee you’re gunna love these.* (*Our lawyers have instructed us to include the following language: we can not guarantee you will love these).

  • $50,000
    in giveaways
  • 6,969
    IRL magazines
  • 200
    winners
  • 40
    mystery bags
  • 8 ETH
    to artists & charities
10%
SOLD

A copy of Ugly Magazine for all. All 6,969 of you little weirdos.

  • Sticker pack
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20%
SOLD

Let the raffles commence. 30 randomly selected winners recieve an 11x17 high quality Ugly sexy hot dog poster.

  • Ugly Magazine
  • Sticker pack
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40%
SOLD

Release the mystery bags. 30 winners recieve a mystery bag (could be aaaanyyythhhiinngg).

  • Ugly Magazine
  • Sticker pack
  • High quality poster
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60%
SOLD

30 winners: a t-shirt for you and yours (or just for you if you don’t share t-shirts with your family). Final design tbd by community.

  • Ugly Magazine
  • Sticker pack
  • High quality poster
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80%
SOLD

30 winners: Poster, t-shirt, mystery bag. Plus, 4 ETH to anti-bullying organizations (to be named).

  • Ugly Magazine
  • Sticker pack
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100%
SOLD

30 winners: Plushie, poster, t-shirt, mystery bag. Plus, 4 ETH to artists and orgs supporting artists (to be named).

  • Ugly Magazine
  • Sticker pack
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ROADMAP

Expand the uglyverse.

  • Collections
  • Tabletop
  • 3D Prints
  • Magazine+
  • TV Short
  • Live Events

We are we going? Hop on in to find out. Don’t mind the countless whopper wrappers and tuna cans in the passenger seat, just toss those wherever.

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Expanding the uglyverse

Our goal is pretty friggen simple. We want to make stuff that makes you chuckle (I’ll even take a light, tepid giggle. idc). And to bring together all of us like-minded ug-ohs.

We're in it for the long haul, whether you like it or not. This isn't one of those cash grab projects. For folks who hold Goofs, we want make good on your investment by 1) continuing to make work we're all proud of and 2) continue building Ugly to increase the value of your Goof. All this to say, if you buy a goof(s) and you consent, we will give you a sweet little peck on the forehead.

In our writing, and everything we make, we wanna recreate that feeling of being up at 3am with your chums, slap happy, making each other laugh nonstop.

The feeling of being in church when Pastor Ron squeeks out a lil toot and no one is allowed to laugh but everyone is trying real hard to not laugh.

The feeling of a crisp autumn morning. Highs in the low 70s throughout the week and cooling off to the 50s in the evenings. A big storm is inching in on us today, expect about an inch, inch ½ of rain, so get those rain boots out! Rest assured, viewers, we'll be back to the picnics with sunny skies and temps in the upper 80s in most areas by tomorrow... Oh. Sorry. I was watching the news. But um, yea, kinda like that feeling too.

Things we’ll make, things we'll do, places we'll go

Anyways. We hope we can do our goal in multiple ways by expanding on the bedrock created by the magazine.

  • Tabletop boardgame (this is coming in 2022)
  • Animations / TV series pitches. Here’s an animatic we made called Genocide (of the lawn).
  • 3D Prints.
  • Merch merch merch merch.
  • More giveaways.
  • Live show tours and big ol release parties. We’d like to bring the show to you.
  • Hire more artists and comedians.
  • Continue making Ugly Magazine until the end of time or whenever we die (whichever comes first).
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SUBSCRIBER QUOTES

“The magazine is amazing. Just got it. And I immediately want more. This is the best thing I’ve ever recieved. Thank you. Can’t wait for more.”

“I subscribed instantly after seeing the sample. It was hilarious. I cackled for a good hour.”

“I've picked it up several times to look at it again. It reminds me that life is fun and makes me smile.”

“My fiance loved it. He got it as a Xmas gift and said, yes, more please, so now we’ve got a subscription.”

“I have it and really enjoy it! I’ve read the one a couple times just to laugh out loud lol”

“LOVE it!!! So unique and hilarious. Love the dry humor. It’s not what you’d usually see, and I think that’s my favorite part.”

“My magazine came today! My 6 year old has been laughing for hours. I’m super stoked. This is definitely my favorite buy of 2020!!!!”

“This magazine made my boyfriend cackle uncontrollably. And he has a mullet so you know he is a man of impeccable style and taste. Thanks, Ugly Magazine!”

“The magazine is amazing. Just got it. And I immediately want more. This is the best thing I’ve ever received. Thank you. Can’t wait for more.”

“You guys are hilarious and the magazine makes me laugh and forget about the terrible things happening around us. It’s pure goofyness. Everyone can laugh at this.”

“i like that you guys are just making stuff to make stuff and aren't catering to popular mainstream humor. you guys keep doing you!! i just want mooooore [greedy]”

“Whenever I feel like I could lose a few brain cells I pick up the mag. I discover something new and not very useful every time. I love it.”

“There are so many little touches that make the magazine surprising and delighting.”

“Every page is unexpected. I smile, laugh, cry, and look away in disgust.”

“When is the next one coming? Work harder and faster! We NEED more!“

"I just subscribed. This is exactly what my dead and depressed brain needs."

"For some reason I got this in the mail, I did not buy it or Sign up for it. Very weird."